Thanks for putting up with all those dog jokes! It was a huge please working with you Louise and looking forward to doing more

12:02 AM 17th February

Nick

Hey Dude. Will miss you this Christmas but looking forward to the merriment of 2012. Love you loads.

0:01 AM 25th December

Dudley xxx

Don’t do twitter, so this will have to do instead! You’re always an inspiration with your energy, love and determination. Don’t ever change.

10:31 AM 18th December

Lou O’Poo xxxxx

@kirsty_joan How cool is this? Eh? Have good holidays 2011 and forever #merrychristmas

6:30 AM 25th December

@I_Reid

@iateyourmic Happy Christmas blue eyes! (beats a card right? :p) <3 love, gin & mince pies…

8:52 PM 11th December

Your name or username

Abs, Mark & Thee. Sending you lots of Christmas love. We’ll miss you lots and will be thinking of you whilst enjoying a glass of Malbec!

0:01 AM 25th December

Lots of Love Sarah & Tim xx

Mum and Legs, sending you lots of Christmas love from Buenos Aires. We’ll miss you lots but can’t wait to see you in February.

0:01 AM 25th December

Lots and lots of love S&T xx

@Routledges. Thank you for looking after us – again! You are all so lovely. Happy Xmas. Love from the Fowle-Hairsines

5:45 PM 25th December

@HarryHebbers

@dexxy78/sashabreslau Congratulations on the mansion. This is for the servants.

10:49 AM 4th December

@jessops

@birthdaygirl_Lorraine A special, never get dirty, super towel worthy of a shiny new kitchen. Happy Birthday !! xx

6:40 AM 16th November

Christine

@kerilewisbrown If only there was a digital way to dry the dishes…

10:05 AM 25th December

@MarkCroasdale

@tamie17 @eddiec11 in times of virtual messages here’s something more permanent to wish you a merry crimbo. Have a bonza day pommies!

0:01 AM 25th December

@MrsSlender @theface2008

@romfordpele Your cooking is…pretty, pretty, pretty good (Happy Christmas Barry, Lots of Love, Don xxx)

0:00 AM 25th December

@don_the_don

Happy Birthday to my super Gran-Gran who is also known as Mary Fairy. A very special lady who is much loved.

12:27 AM 30th September

Sophia Colman

@Mark_&_Amanda Marriage is a journey of discovery! After 1 year Mark can wipe up his own beer spills & Amanda can explain the off side rule

12:00 AM 1st October

@thebig_P_matchmakingservices

@grumbo You don’t approve of the greetings card industry so I hope you like this way of wishing you a fabulously Happy Christmas! xxx

11:59 PM 24th December

@RuthShearn

@CharlesFox79 Char! Keep recycling Charlie, start cycling Charlie, go to the magic mountain Charlie, Happy Birthday Charlie!! Love Binni 🙂

0:01 AM 2nd September

BinniGoesBlonde

@nikitaljohnson Congratulations on completing your Masters degree! You’ve worked so hard this year, now let’s have some fun in London! 🙂

6:57 PM 30th August

@MagpieMather

Happy 2nd anniversary Hemmy – cotton this time right? How apt. Love you with all my heart! Love Gem

11:47 PM 26th August

@gembrow

@Robin Keep the good habits – remember to have a cup of coffee at 4pm, an after-work drink on Thursdays and salary-sushi once a month!

4:00 PM 15th August

Olga Meta Tinika

Thank you for more long-awaited and sublime summer days in the French countryside. With lots and lots of love from Cindy, Ellie and Ruby XX

8:48 AM 23th August

the silva girls

@cathie_avraam If this doesn’t convince you to join twitter, nothing ever will.

4:10 AM 11th July

Vic @punky_and_me

To Mrs B: A hug is worth a thousand words. A friend like you is worth so much more. Be happy on your birthday and always remain so xxx

7:00 AM 17th July

Mr & Mrs Y and Phoebe xxx

@CreatureLondon et voila – for drying yr shiny new mugs / mopping spoonflicked teabag juice off the floor when Stu misses the bin… x

12:51 AM 7th July

@lucia_k

@LouiseTeboul A hug is worth a thousand words. A friend is worth more. Happy Birthday and lots of love from all the Hunts xxxxx

9:17 PM 4th July

Sophie

2 the best hosts this side of anywhere with thanks for chats, good times, inspiration & good energy! Here’s to a return match in Liverpool?

10:23 AM 4th July

Louise and Wes xxxx

@SalvadorVicky In times of fleeting updates and idle conversations, something permanent to wish you happy birthday and joyful adventuring! x

8:08 PM 20th June

@camillastore

@comedyfish I’m not sure they have the internet in Oztralia yet so you’ll have to tweet by telegraph. I’ll be over for barbie bugs soon. xxx

1:03 PM 14th June

@philcorbett

Happy Fathers Day from your favourite followers – lots of love Georgia & Lauren xxx

9:06 PM 9th June

@m8dkn

if @heidigf were a real tweety bird, her tweets would be the finest in the land. Now stop drying up and go and write a song! #bananalovesyou

3:29 PM 24th April

@bananatapes

@DanaWyatt My Wedding day just wouldn’t be the same without you by my side. Will You Be My Matron of Honor?

5:17 PM 27th April

@CressieTeague

Typing a #recipe, and #autocorrect just changed "#crockpot" to "#crackpot." Paging #DrFreud…. #FreudianSlip #Autocorrectdoesntlie 🙂

1:36 PM 4th August

Newlywed Chefette

To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you’re wrong, admit it, Whenever you’re right, shut up Ogden Nash

2:00 PM 14th May

Love Jenny and Richard

A little tweet from us on the Leadership Team – Parenthood; It’s not a job, it’s an adventure! Good luck, enjoy and keep connected.

8:04 PM 10th April

right.com

@Suzy_Mill To the hippest Mum in town, keep putting Dad to shame! Happy mother’s day 2011 from your loving number one (and only) boy 🙂

11:00 AM 3rd April

@Andy_Millar

Ever optimistic that you will start doing the dishes, I thought this might come in handy. Or you could just throw it over your shoulder.

8:35 AM 30th March

Paxton Quigley

@adamandnaomi Eat, Drink and be Married! Big congratulations and may you be tweetie-pies foreverx

3:00 PM 9th April

Peter and Judith x

Dear Mum, we’re going to frame this tea towel so that you never have to use it… Happy Mothers Day =) xxx

10:00 AM 3rd April

Lots of Love From Lyd and Will

@hosmond Congratulations on today’s publication of ‘Who’s Afraid of Mr Wolfe’. We are all so proud of you. Loads of Love. xxx

9:00 AM 14th April

MumandRuthandThe Glynns

@scottbharvey You don’t like the way I stack the dishes when I do the washing up at your house and that makes me laugh. Love you LOADS!! xxx

7:30 PM 21th March

@hannahrbeal

Nickie: it’s your birthday! Have a lovely day and make sure Ben does the washing-up, looks after Bruce and generally pampers you.

4:58 PM 18th April

[email protected]

PAUL & PORTIA…..Thanks for the invitation…..The Regan clan would love to attend your wedding…..Thursday 2nd June 2011 XXXX

3:27 PM 20th March

[email protected]

@ xFawnx we think you are really tweet, and so do 70,000 other people too !

5:10 PM 9th November

The Meads

@HanRoseDoyle Sending a Tweet to Someone Really Sweet! Happy Birthday Hannah…Love from The Farmers xx

1:26 PM 19th March

farmers@GB

@Wanda Happy Tweeting Birthday Sweetie! Does this count as embracing technology….? Love Cooper xx

12:37 AM 22nd March

Cooper

@SuperSis The closest you’ll ever get me to tweeting…. Happy birthday Sis love Sis xxxx

7:30 AM 25th April

Cooper

@jo happy 21st bestie! remember that someone is always thinking of you, even while you clean up the kitchen after a long day @~)~~~ #yourock

3:17 AM 17th March

cherry

@gran A gift combining mod and trad 4 a grandma who also does so perfectly… #mygranrocks

4:37 PM 3rd April

Nikki

@Jill Happy mother’s day! And may you not have to do the dishes today!

2:33 PM 3rd April

Beth

@mum Put your feet up, I’ll do the dishes today! #bestmumever

8:13 AM 3rd April

Joe

Solveig, we’ll love u 4 ever!! Happy 25th Birthday!

2:45 AM 7th March

Love, Tanja & Frauke

@Katticus1. Happy 25th Birthday. Live life 🙂 Twit Twoo xxx

9:07 PM 22nd February

@love pillowideas

@Tree. What’s the most common owl? A Tweet Towel! 🙂

0:00 AM 9th March

Womb mate

Dear Dad, To the best dad in the world. The tea towel is so you can always remember how special you are to me. Love From Sarah x

0:00 AM 31th March

Sarah

Happy birthday to my beautiful Canadian cousin, Marion. Think of us when you are doing the washing up!

7:00 PM 5th February

Ann and Dave

Happy New Year Mrs and Mr White. May this help you become a perfectly clean and dry married couple in 2011

0:01 AM 1st January

Stanny

@DavidBostockTheBridalPhotographer Happy Birthday baby, hope you have a fabulous day. All my love @EllieSanderson1 x x x

12:00 AM 15th February

@EllieSanderson1

@jimbo It’s not you, it’s your tweets. #sorryitsover

2:19 AM 24th January

Kath

@Jez Get off Twitter and take me out for dinner! #distractedboyfriend

5:19 PM 14th February

Sarah

@Sophie1982 Roses are red, violets are blue, you’re always on Twitter, so I’m dumping you. #itsover

5:18 PM 14th February

Pete

@mybeautifulgeek In front of the twitter-universe: "Will you marry me?"

5:17 PM 14th February

Youradorablenerd

@Louisa You’ll always be a trending topic in my thoughts… Will you be my Valentine?

5:16 PM 14th February

BigTom

@Sam Check out a pic of me in nothing but my marigolds: twitpic.com/3e2qb

5:10 PM 14th February

Alaina

@Rob A wee birdie tells me someone fancies you… #technolovedeclarations

9:50 AM 14th February

Anonymous

@steve A Tweet Towel for my tweetie-pie. Will you be my Valentine?

4:31 PM 14th February

Anonymous

@Jo Roses are red, violets are blue, here’s 140 characters, to say I love you!

7:49 AM 14th February

Simon

@hotstuff Roses are red violets are blue, if you do the dishes, I’ll dry with you.

12:48 AM 14th February

Dave

@mysexyboy See you at the sink in nothing but your marigolds. Happy Valentines Day.

12:47 AM 21st January

Yoursexygirl

@Lafawnduh I love technology. But not as much as you and me. Always and Forever. Will you be my Valentine?

12:45 AM 14th February

Kip

@Rebecca Thanks for being our dishwasher this past year. We’ll miss you a lot! Have a great time at Uni and don’t forget to visit

5:51 PM 23rd January

Everyone @ The Lamb

@Chloe Thanks for all your help #bestbabysitterever

12:50 AM 21st January

Sarah and Steve

@Carrie Please don’t use me to mop up red wine. For drying dishes only. Happy birthday!

3:49 PM 19th January

Jemima

@Jim USE THIS. Or else. #washingupdodger

12:48 AM 19th January

Your wife

@Twitterfan You may not be a tea-toweller but you are a Tweeter. This will give you something to look at next time you get the fail whale.

12:47 AM 19th January

Victoria xxx

@mark Don’t forget to dry the dishes. Or you could use this to dry your tears when I beat you at boggle #letshaveaboggleoff

12:46 AM 18th January

The boggle champion

@lazyboyfriend Any chance of a hand with the dishes?!

12:45 AM 18th January

Your devoted girlfriend

@newhomeowners here’s something to dry your new mugs with. Welcome to your new home!

12:44 AM 17th January

Paul and Sarah

@catfan Something to dry your mugs (or cat bowls…) with.

12:44 AM 16th January

Love Steph

@Lucy We’ll miss your speccy face. Please come and see us soon.

12:42 AM 15th January

Auntie Sandra and Uncle Bob

@newmumanddad For drying your mugs and cleaning up sick?! Hopefully not at the same time.

12:40 AM 14th January

Auntie Sandra

@Paula Massive embroidered thanks for all your help. Next cuppa’s on me.

12:38 AM 13th January

Kimberly

@Carly What are we going to do without you? Good luck in your new job.

12:35 AM 12th January

Everyone @ The Little Cup Cake

@Hainsey1311 Hey good looking, what you got cooking?

11:00 AM 11th January

@addilt

@AbigailandJonathan2011 Wishing you much joy on your Wedding Day and in your life together (even when doing the dishes). With love….

2:00 PM 16th April

Pippa, Georgina and William

@excession Birthday wishes for James, with love from Andy, Suzanne, Flora & Angus XxXX For when it’s time to go offline and do the dishes…

8:30 AM 19th February

suzannemacleod

@alexbirtwisle erm what is your mum doing with her knockers out on Helsby hill? I know it’s New Year but….

0:57 AM 31st December

funkipickle

@RaphaJ – Hey good looking! What’ve you got cooking?

7:15 AM 25th December

babettetj

@alisoncassidy your very own Tweet Towel now means your obliged to do the drying as well as the washing up! How thoughtful am I? Love ya x

10:30 AM 25th December

simonnewby

Dad’s special tea towel for making bread. Hands off, everyone else!

12:00 AM 25th December

Linze x

@angryfeet in the olden days whales were magnificent, majestic and a tad mysterious. Now they’re a cute symbol of failure. Damn you twitter.

9:39 PM 11th December

HouseofType

@McCandlish you are the sunshine of my life. Enjoy university and keep updating me via Twitter, love Mummy x

9:35 AM 10th December

@MacMoomin

@Jamwam Don’t stop being awesome. Careful how much of it you put on twitter though, might get you into trouble… x

10:19 PM 7th December

ml

@caitiberry Twitter is for crazy young people. Tea towels are immortal. Long live the tea towel and all the oldies who can use them. Ha!

4:37 PM 9th December

charlotte & the bobster x x x

Dave – Log off and dry up! Happy Tweetmas.

8:15 PM 29th November

MandB

@DavidIke Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls and get poked by people you don’t know #originaltwitterfan

10:08 PM 23rd November

VaneskaJ

@chickpeajones..stop tweeting about it and do it! Come home! Yorkshire needs you and so do I. x

9:50 AM 17th November

@saraallkins

@lovespace Get the fuck off Twitter and do some work!

5:30 PM 11th December

yourlovelyflatmate

@goodonpaper can u dry your dishes in less than 140 characters ? #GBOL xo

1:01 PM 25th December

@katfoster & @keithbelfast

@matt-don’t forget to dry the dishes, or you could use it to dry your tears when I win fantasy footy xxx

4:30 PM 25th December

auntyspud

I think, I tweet, therefor …. emmm… I stitch???

2:39 PM 29th October

Mikeymoo

@Gran You may not be a tweeter, but you certainly are a tea-toweler. Here’s 140 characters to remind you of me when you’re drying your mugs.

5:59 PM Oct 10th

Sophie

@Sophie How about you show me how to work my interweb and I’ll show you how to cross-stitch your socks?

9:15 AM Oct 15th

Gran1945

@Pete Can we get a dishwasher?

10:32 AM Oct 12th

Sue45

@gadgetboy Log-off and dry up

8:47 PM Oct 14th

mumof6

@Rustyrockets Meet you by the sink in nothing but your marigolds

9:12 AM Oct 25th

WeAreWhatWeDo

@TheYanimal Miss your speccy face. Hope all is good at Water Cress & Rocket Salad

9:12 AM Oct 25th

ToriFlower